drink it and yell slurs

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via tyleroakley)

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

...

me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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(via txlover)

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

(via greetings)

moejoejo:

smuugzyfrannie:

I love October

My favorite movies

(Source: thequeenismyhomegirl, via ukrainiantigress)

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

(Source: doomy, via hannibals-souffle)

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

(via kweenofslayying)