drink it and yell slurs

24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

(Source: faineemae, via kweenofslayying)

rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

(via watermelonpussy)

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump, via nialler)

overlordofthelollipopguild:

queensuperwholock:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

mugglebornheadcanon:

895. Muggleborns wonder why there’s a large group of friendly, teenage ghosts around Hogwarts. They’re led by a funny boy with red hair who likes to joke around with Peeves, and he always says that they’re Dumbledore’s Last Army. 

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I’ve cried myself dry.

Fuck everything

(Source: cirquereveur, via officialnapkin)

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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(via txlover)