drink it and yell slurs

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

(Source: ballcocktail, via timeandrelativedimensioninpace)

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

(via chekovdidyoubreakmyship)

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

(Source: fartgallery, via thepacificrimjob)

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

(via thepacificrimjob)

0ddly-romantic:

thedaisiestdaisy:

inaneenglish:

waltztothemoon:

ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.

<3

Im 900% jealous of both sides

(Source: bullockroberts, via hannibals-souffle)

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

(Source: cineraria, via aneveningprimrose)